The state of contemporary culture
Is gonna give me a heart attack
Remember when it was cool to be bad? 
Man, I wanna bring that back!
It’s unlike music videos
I used to watch in the 90’s
I feel like it would have been more exciting
To pursue a career in a bank

I don’t care who hurt your feelings
Your fuckin’ banjo sucks!
Gimme something dangerous
Gimme something fun
I don’t wanna be homogeneous

The state of contemporary culture
Is gonna give me a heart attack
Remember when Ozzy bit the head off a bat?
Bland is now the brand new black
I’d rather go out in a freak cocaine
Nude police pursuit car crash
Than die of old age or something like that

I don’t care about your cry wank
Throw a party or get lost
I’m bleeding out from biting my tongue
I don’t care who hurt your feelings
Your fuckin’ banjo sucks!
Gimme something dangerous
Gimme something fun
I don’t wanna…